We Would

Something about the structure of these Chloe heels reminds us of a toilet bowl or something bathroom-related. Yet, we would SO wear them. Think denim shorts, messy hair, white flowy shirt, or maybe just white shirtdress. Mmmmmm.....clothes crush daydream annnnd they're on sale!

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Wait, We Want These Too

bag love


hat love


blog love

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Things We Want Right Now

hot one piece. yep, we're done with bikinis (for now).


cat-shaped wayfarers


lovely j.crew dress

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2 Things We Want More Than Sex.*

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styletastically badassically Mormon-chic. Liberating!



And this dvd. The documentary from the magical breath-defying work of Marc & Louis. No explanation ness here.

*That is just for title truth stretching dramatic effect and grab-you-by-the-skinny-jeans-and-eff-me-boots attention gettingness.

The Charlie Browniest.

Lucy Van Pelt: Are you afraid of staircases? If you are, then you have climacaphobia. Maybe you have thalassophobia. This is fear of the ocean, or gephyrobia, which is the fear of crossing bridges. Or maybe you have pantophobia. Do you think you have pantophobia?
Charlie Brown: What's pantophobia?
Lucy Van Pelt: The fear of everything.
Charlie Brown: THAT'S IT. 

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, we are the Charlie Browniest.  We eat, sleep, and breathe A Charlie Brown Christmas, this time of year.  We play the soundtrack on repeat and tickle the fake ivories in the air.  So, we spose it's just like fate or something that right now we are in the mood for chocolately slouchy boots.  A brownie sundae dress- yet to be designed- but oh-so floaty and warm.  Oozing with wintery goodness and yum.  A pair of tights.  Maybe even in purple or blue.  Come on y'all, let's shake up the winter blah blah blacks.   Even if we do stay in again, curl up by the fire, and watch Charlie and Lucy hash out life's quandaries in all their philosophical and psychological undertone glory.

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The Muse & the Scarf...

We're in love, damsels. Tres chic, tres fierce. Run to London-town, and bring us back some sweet sugar from Saltwater. Hurry now, the holidays are a-comin'...

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Things That Make You Go Mmm.

yum yum wintersparkle light.
curling up by the fire cranberry candlelight.
gingerbread frosting and pillow fight.
snowsparkling moonlighting candy cane
peppermint cocoa mistletoe kiss every night.
a glisten in the air. a gleam in your dreams.
white sparkle everywhere.
winter beauty at the seams.

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Oh, My.

photo love

Well, it's technically from 2005. And the photo does yes, indeed have a watermark. Tres tacky.

But.
If we are ever not a bridesmaid, This Will Be Our Dress.
Love you V & R. And good God, Oprah, Steadman, and Gayle- on That Day we wanna look just like Karolina. Simply gorgeous.

xoxo & Sunshine & Rainbows & Real- True-Head-Over-Heels-Knock-Your-Socks-Off-Bed-Shakin' Love. Believe In It.

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Beauty Queen from a Movie Scene.

we wanna wear these shopbop.com colorful pants.
billie jeanin' steve mcqueenin'
shakin' our groove thingin' like the pants are full of ants.
little red ants little red ants
that make us giggle and dance.
fire up our soul-shakin'
james brownin' sharon jonesin'
moneymaker. paint the town
and prance prance
prance around with a fancy dancey
parade of friends.
laughin'. lovin'. livin'.
champagne gigglin'
whirly twirly spinnin'
friday night is right alright
alrighttttttt.

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All We Want for Christmas

Well, Halloween is over.
(moment of silence)
Thanksgiving is on the way.
(we have begun jogging* in anticipation)
And we think it's about time to to get in the spirit of All Things Christmas.
Penny pinch and save.
Hum carols to ourselves.
Write our Dear Santa letters.
Yet, we think we might be on The Naughty List this year.
(not that we've been mean...just maybe have had a little too much fun slash champagne?)
So we will create our own personal lists this year, in case um, Santa decides to skip our faux-fire Urban Outfitters chimney.

1) American Apparel Hoodie
We crave the women's purple variety (with sleeves! come on you donghole, we are not Juliette Lewis. like, we kinda dig her i-don't-care-kookiness...or is that The Drugs...but her style is like Say What?). Anyway, the purple hood is so gorgeous and bare bones. Kinda like the fella above. Maybe we crave his bones too. See? Naughty List.

Sorry, Santa baby. But yes, we'll have another extra dirty peppermint martini.

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*thinking about jogging

Leather Chaqueta, Won't You Be Mine?

jacket love


jacket love


jacket love

Since money isn't everything, let's spend it wisely. On pretty leather jackets. With or without fur.

Because let's be dangerous. A little Johnny Depp. A lot of crazy Emily who slipped Brandon some ecstasy so they could be closer, and then lit the senior float on fire.

Get it, rebels.


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Snow angel

It's cold!
We want this.
So we can be a sexy woodchuck snowboard bunny slut.

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Brand new pair of roller skates.

What what what what would you do?*

*Golly, we miss Mark Summers some days.

Putting our clothes crushes and wishes on our bliggity blog is kinda like shopping at Off 5th. Yes, we love to look and think about it but holy Dolce, we still can't afford that shiz. Kinda like Josh Hartnett is the poor man's Heath Ledger (Perez Hilton). Or Gwen the poor man's vintage Madonna. We can only hope and dream, and marry for money, err love. And speaking of champagne wishes and caviar dreams, We would....wear a mullet wig and eye patch for a week for those gold Chucks.

We would....wear a mullet wig, eye patch, doo-rag, and a Fiddy grill for a week for an Elizabeth & James black leather jacket (SMILE you mini mega media mogul, you).



We would....wear a mullet wig, eye patch, doo-rag, Fiddy grill, unitard, and Hammer pants for a week for a metallic Marc Jacobs bag.

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Thought #546 For Your Monday: Girly Inspiration

When you're alone and life is making you lonely (read aloud in head in sing-songy voice to the tune of "Downtown." Trust us dearies, it makes it sooo much more delightful) and you're feeling stuck to the creaky plastic seat in your office cubicle, ponder this:

Gurej, a rockin' new chick-run company. Gurej is the creation of Heather and Margo Harrison, two fabulous sistas from Houston, TX who love traveling the world in search of unique fashions. Their latest venture, Gurej, will feature everything from chic, hard to find staple garments, to unique pieces never before seen.

They're talented. They're smart. They're cute. And they have escaped life in cubicleville. Hellooo creative thinking. Get it dears.


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Get. It. Girl.

Nordstrom sale. This. $39. Go.

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Filthy. Gorgeous.

We can so see ourselves (and you) in these (J.Crew, sale!) sexified 'Laurel' and 'Lia' ruffled blouses. If we are feeling extra zany (yes, usually) we might even pair it with those flash-in-the-dark golden 'Abby' shoes (Banana, sale!). Slip into our fave Chip & Peppers and voila! A visual city cupcake on the street, good to go. We then plug into our tunes and on we go, hop skip and jumpin' to the very niccceeee sound of the one and only Scissor Sisters.

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What Color is Your Parachute?

We were sitting around on Sunday talking amongst friends (Well, actually we were mid-Sunday Funday for the Bear's home opener at Hackney's. Yum, Hackneyburgers.), when a very crucial question arose.

What color would you wear, if you were able to only choose ONE for the rest of your days (excluding black or white)?

Naturally we chose gold. Perhaps even in Leia-esque style (after all, she is one of our main inspirations). And to keep the figurative ball rollin' here, what particular outfit would you choose? A classic Chanel tweed (Yeah we don't own one either, but They always act like you're supposed to own one), your old Birkies and fav Patchouli-smellin' dress (it's okay, ya dirty hippie), or maybe your ab fav LBD?

If you were our cousin Stevie, it would most likely be your Batman costume complete with cape and red rubber rain boots (which he most certainly did NOT take off the entire time he was five years old, not even for school). Hey man, fashion is passion.

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It's Heeere...

Okay, okay. We know every designer and their mother (well, we don't know that for sure) has been doing an 'affordable' line at a cheap-chic chain store. And we realize we've been duped more often than enamored with the clothes (we're talking to YOU, Libertine for Target, with your creepy pink skulls clashingly paired with an off-shade of the scariest kelly green).

But we just spent entirely too much of our day on Kohl's Website, ahhing and drooling over the divine Simply Vera collection. The stuff is pricy, mind you, esp. for Kohl's. But every piece, designed by the lovely Vera Wang, would also make your wardrobe look a gazillion times more polished, classy and oh so Jackie O. With a dash of hip young Nat Portman.

*Um, this black lovely is a head wrap. Tres funky, Miss Vera.

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Fresh Outta da Kitchen

Hey you.
Like our shirt?
Come and get it honey, you little flirt.

Wear F & J. We'll make one for you. Just give us some lovin' honey, and yo numba.

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