because we want to make friends with andy samburg. so that it can eventually lead to naughtier things. because he makes us laugh until our knickers are in a bunch. here's an excerpt from august's jane magazine:
jane: "craziest place you've ever had sex?"
samburg: "in the twinkle of an old man's eye. it was fucking weird."
oh, andy our heart beats triple time for you. to the sound of one michael bolton's greatest hits. how can we start over if the fighting never ends...