-How's her hygiene? Does she have dirty fingernails?
-Does she have man hands?
-Did she go to grad, law, or med school? (If so, remember you are creative, freespirited and totally brill)
-How's her overall style? (rate it: a, b, c)
-Initiate a convo about ACT scores. How did she stack up??
-If all else fails, mention your penchant for arm wrestling. Bitch doesn't stand a chance.