The Apple Effect

We have a confession. Albeit a small and non-carbon footprint Greenpeace world-changing confession. Still we wonder. How do folks finish an entire apple in one sitting? We find we can never eat more than half at one time. And in the afternoon we eat the other brownish mashy decrepit half. Which is why we liked this man. We think he probably has all The Answers.

Just wonderin'. Just a thought. Maybe we will go put that in our pipe and smoke it, think things over.