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8.27.2007

Breaking News

Local Girl Puts Hometown on Map of "1990s Icons"

A little Columbian bird just informed us that one very important 1990s icon (by association) is from Sterling, Ill.... our hometown, deary readers. While Sterling is already on the Map as the historically lasting 'City of Murals,' one Lisa Ann Russell has really hit us with the honor jackpot, as this fine little lady is married to none other than ZACH MORRIS.


Lisa has made a name for herself in such fine films as Sinbad: The Battle of the Dark Knights (see Lisa to left of turban'ed man) and Twisted Love (in which she was Girl #1).
The two lovebirds met when Lisa was cast as Sorority Girl #1 in the College Years episode where Zach and Slater wanted to join a fraternity but worried Screech might ruin their efforts because he was so spastic. We hear he wooed her with chocolate covered grasshoppers and milkshakes at The Max.


If anyone has her cell number, we'd love to give her a call on our giant grey box phone. Alert; Alert: the Balding Eagle has left his nest. Err, nested. He's nested. Err, wait. We think the Balding Eagle is Mr. Belding, so uh, nevermind.

*j

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

YOu are so funny Jude, i have no idea who that women is but i love their outfits...ahhh the 90's! Um i dont know if you or Fran are interested but i think i might enroll in a glass blowing class, and i thought it would be fun if i had some artists in crime. Also I have the same number but yet another new phone(my night out with Erin proved to be one too much for my poor litle celly). Call me and tell Erin to do the same becasue i want to craft night it up, just to try something new and funky!
HS