Okay, okay, everybody quiet down now. Please take out your pencils and turn off all cell phones. It's time for today's etiquette lesson:
DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY W/O SOUNDING LIKE A SNOBBY GORILLA (even though they might be perfectly true)
1. I don't watch TV.
2. I don't drink coffee.
3. I live in New York.
4. The '80s are played out.
5. I liked that band before you did.
EASY THINGS TO SAY IF YOU WANT TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE
1. I give out full-size candy bars at Halloween.
2. I read tabloid magazines.
3. I like you.
4. Have more champagne! It's on me.
5. I had nachos for dinner last night.
DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY W/O SOUNDING LIKE A SNOBBY GORILLA (even though they might be perfectly true)
1. I don't watch TV.
2. I don't drink coffee.
3. I live in New York.
4. The '80s are played out.
5. I liked that band before you did.
EASY THINGS TO SAY IF YOU WANT TO WIN FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE
1. I give out full-size candy bars at Halloween.
2. I read tabloid magazines.
3. I like you.
4. Have more champagne! It's on me.
5. I had nachos for dinner last night.
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