Get Mortified.... Dot Com

Oh. Hell. YES.


We here at the Frances and Judy Show try to stay modest about our fabulous upbringings and fabulous-er thoughts, all recorded (by hand, mind you) in our copious diaries detailing every day of every month, and every new best friend we acquired and then got dumped by. Err, we mean DUMPED. Yea. WE dumped THEM. It's not like they told us at recess one day that they'd rather be best friends with Maria and Julia than us, and that we should go play with the other white kids from the East Side. No. WE dumped THEM. Get it, Jolene You-Know-Who.

Ahem. Well now, back to the post and the point. There is - are you ready for this? - a horrifically fabulous new Website that posts childhood writings, ravings and bad hairdos. AKA photos of US. Well, not technically, but pick a note or a photo, and it could easily have been taken from our seventh grade yearbook, in which the Meg Ryan haircut we tried to mimick turned out a shade on the mullet side, let's be honest. Check it out, and prepare to re-live all of your glorious moments, smiles and yearbook pictures.

So tease your hair and put your braces on, chickies. We're breaking out the Glamour Shots.


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