It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.
Yo playas. Get your groove thing on and have a fabulous holiday weekend, all you muthaeffen pyts. We are outta here to beach it. booze it. dance it. live it up. Get down with your bad selves.
Frances-Pimpassbitch-Coppola-Rockefeller aka Hulk Hogan Spice (the brawn)
Francine Pimpassbitch Coppola Rockefeller is an American writer, funk soul brotha, and tambourine man. She majored in Rock N'Roll and Poetic Justice. Her favorite sports are daydrinking, chocolate, and sex. She likes red wine, riches, sons of bitches, Jake Gyllenhaal's body, and the sweet smell of victory. Fran digs vintage dresses paired with little golden shoes. When she grows up she wants to be noveau riche.
Judithe-Ragelicious-Loomis-Pound aka Nerd Alert Spice (the brains)
Judithe Ragelicious Loomis Pound is an American scribe, party-thrower, and sartorialist. She established the social movements known as imaginationism and soireeism. Organizing turns her on. She believes that when life gives you crap, you should run away to the moon with a cupcake. She also digs reading until sunrise and early morning booze.