So. This morning we were rollarblading to work, right. Yeah, we do that. Well, we stopped alongside a taxicab at a stoplight. And in the back was a Chad McCheesypants. And this happened:
Chad McChazzerson: "Hey! I like your rollarblades!"
F: "Thanks...I like your visor."
Chad McSwizzledick: "You have nice calves!"
F: "I know."
The nerve! Yet I'm not exactly sure who is the bigger douche. Us for rollerblading all over town? Or Chester McChachi in his visor?