A Two Cents Thursday
Howdy-ho, neighbor. Que tal? Como Estas? Comment allez-vous? How the ef are you.
Hungover from Wednesday's Happy Hour? Pissed you spent your last 30 bones, and now are brizzoke as a joke for a extra dirrrty martini on Friday night? Well move over sweetheart, it's our turn to take the soapbox. We are initiating a 'Two Cents Thursday' in order to rid of non-butterfly, rainbowy, rosy thoughts (to like um, get our bitch on). You can go next, sailormoon.
Gripe #998: Everything is just too digital these days. Everyone walks around plugged in just too gosh darn much. They walk into stores, coffee shops, and on the streets plugged into their iPods like paranoid androids. Missing opportunities to connect and engage. Engage and connect, with other humanoids. Talk. Meet and greet. They have their iPods on, whilst checking their email and scores on their iPhones. They have their laptops handy, to check any missed messages on their personal/work email accounts. They leave messages via text message or various social internet networking sites. Remember when owning a cell phone was rare? Frankly, it makes us miss Mayberry.
Now excuse us, while we check our blog messages, missed celly calls, text our dad, send an email to our grandma, and facebook your mom.