Are You a Card Member?

Cardmember......................Frances & Judy
Member Since....................Wait, are we talking V-Card? Sam's Club? Goldmember? Little Orphan Annie Fan Club? We are confused. But um, 'd' is our answer. None of the above, Alex.

Occupation.......................Seasoned journalist, veteran romance novelist reader, rookie blogger, amateur pole dancer, legal guardian signaturist, professional sex kitten, anonymous SpongeBob fan, your mom.

Proudest Accomplishment..Very little cellulite thus far. No varicose veins. Little sign of crow's feet formation. Smallish, dainty features.
Perfect Day.......................Wake up in pink fluffy pajamas. Really expensive ones. With a mimosa on our left. A small but pudgy pug on our right. The smell of cupcakes wafting in from the kitchenette. Heath Ledger baking them, not in pajamas. Or clothing.

Recent Impulse Buy...........Marie Antoinette action figure.
Retail Therapy...................Latte in hand. Ciggie closeby. Strollin' and rollin' down the boutique-y streets in Chi.

Can't Shop Without...........Asking ourselves 'What would Marie do?' (WWMD) and 'Would Marie Wear This?' (WMWT).

Our card...........................Let's us travel. Feels like fake money. Makes us consider buying pet bunnies. Should be confiscated.



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