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It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.
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10.04.2007

Are You a Card Member?


Cardmember......................Frances & Judy
Member Since....................Wait, are we talking V-Card? Sam's Club? Goldmember? Little Orphan Annie Fan Club? We are confused. But um, 'd' is our answer. None of the above, Alex.

Occupation.......................Seasoned journalist, veteran romance novelist reader, rookie blogger, amateur pole dancer, legal guardian signaturist, professional sex kitten, anonymous SpongeBob fan, your mom.

Proudest Accomplishment..Very little cellulite thus far. No varicose veins. Little sign of crow's feet formation. Smallish, dainty features.
Perfect Day.......................Wake up in pink fluffy pajamas. Really expensive ones. With a mimosa on our left. A small but pudgy pug on our right. The smell of cupcakes wafting in from the kitchenette. Heath Ledger baking them, not in pajamas. Or clothing.

Recent Impulse Buy...........Marie Antoinette action figure.
Retail Therapy...................Latte in hand. Ciggie closeby. Strollin' and rollin' down the boutique-y streets in Chi.

Can't Shop Without...........Asking ourselves 'What would Marie do?' (WWMD) and 'Would Marie Wear This?' (WMWT).

Our card...........................Let's us travel. Feels like fake money. Makes us consider buying pet bunnies. Should be confiscated.

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*fj

3 comments:

co said...

This picture of you 2 crazy biotches is PRICELESS!!!! Love it!

judithe & francine said...

Hehe - Thanks Co! You are one of our all-time faaavorite crazy biotches girl! Now pull out your Amex and let's take on the town!
*j

judithe & francine said...

PS - Fran, let's climb into our fluffy pink pjs right this moment. I need a pumpkin latte - stat. ;)
*j