Oh, my. Oh, dearies. We simply do not know what to say about these photos. But we'll do our bestest.
In this edition of October 31 Halloween Extravaganza Madness, we bring you the famous, the infamous and the tabloid hos. Ohhh, boy, oh boy. This, our friends and friendly foes, is what you call perspective. And it begs the inevitable question, what is fame?
The obvious answer, deary darling photo mavens, is that fame is us. With better hair and makeup. Fame is Larry King in an old lady getup. Fame is Bennifer getting old and fat and happy. So enjoy, feel good about yourself, and please be sure to check out the pic of JLo in a tracksuit. Priceless, we tell you, absofuckinglutely priceless.