Frolick with the Polycorns

video love dedicated to our boy, millipede

Personally, we were moved by the 'Wisdom from the Grave' portion of Diary #3. The 'Don't Kill Yourself' or DKYS tip from the Socrates machine sortta reminds us of some friends of ours (Trashbag & Kathy Lee Giff, if you were a curious cat).

These friends frequently send us rando text messages saying 'Kill Yourself' (KYS) and 'Eat Shit!' (ES) or 'Eat Shit And Die!' (ESAD). Now that may sound dark and twisty and may even scare you that our friends are such deranged devilish creatures. But we think it's kinda dark-twisty-hilarious when we get these messages. Plus, what our creature friends don't know but that we know is that it's Opposite Day and we are On Base, for infinity. Plus we are rubber and they are glue, so everything sticks to them. On top of that, sticks and stones man. Sticks and stones! So it is us that really gets the last laugh. Wahahahaha. ES!

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