Tricks. Treats. Passing out candy in fine f*cked up frocks and gobbling caramel apples in between doorbell rings. Then more treats. Preferably oversized stuffed cupcakes and rum punch with some Tootsie Rolls thrown in. Or some Little Debbie action. Why don't more people give out Little Debbie yumminess? We could go for a Ding Dong right about now. Wait, that's Hostess. Well, depending on where in this wide, wide world you live, you'll perhaps fantasize about one of the two mistresses of preservative-based snacks from heaven.
Ahh, we digress.
So. Halloween. The time for all sorts of no good. What's errbody dressin' up as on this fine day in October la-la land? There are so many routes you could go. Are you...
1. A Slutty Sally?
2. An Outcast Bob?
3. A Kooky Kiki?
This is our all-time favorite. So far. Make us change our minds, bunnies...
Annnd... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!