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It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.
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10.04.2007

Our Hearts' Desires


Oh how, oh how, Mr. Ian artsy student, do you know our deepest depthiest desires? Well, aside from facial hair implants of course (of course!)… our elective surgeries could span the width of the wide world on some days. We like ourselves for being ourselves of course (of course!) but then again, sometimes it's nice to wishful think away the afternoon, dreaming of such and such and the other... For examples and samples,
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1. Having all books (all books!) inside our heads for reading whenever we like
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2. Having absolutely all junk foods (esp. jalapeno poppers) be healthy and nutritious, full of antioxidants and omega-all-numbers and all things good, really
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3. For coffee to actually quench our thirst instead of igniting it (in the same surgery, coffee breath would go far, far away)
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4. Every time we take a drink from a drinking fountain, our most desired drink at that moment comes shooting out of the fountain. Sometimes water, sometimes a cinnamon dolce latte and sometimes a shot of vodka lemonade (is this an elective surgery?? Perhaps the surgery would be on our finger and not the fountain. We're still working this one out, but it will happen. It WILL.)
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5. For all elective surgeries to be covered by insurance and, hence, divinely free
Now, darlings, what are yours? Do tell, do tell...
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5 comments:

ewop said...

LOVE it! I'm picturing your finger morphing into a soda-spout of whatever quenches your thirst at that particular moment...just by thinking about it...even changing course mid-stream. Perhaps from a nice glass of box-o-wine to a squirt of scope to freshen things up. Followed by a quick after-dinner-cordial.

judithe & francine said...

Aghh! Love it!! Best invention EVA.
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Ian said...

Hey thanks you guys! It feels great to get a shout out! Keep on keepin' on!

judithe & francine said...

Jude,
Love where your head is on this one. I can so see you slurping MD outta your magic fountain. Me, perhaps red vines or even a SFRB vodka. Ian rocks my world? Is it legal to have a digital crush?
x,
fran

judithe & francine said...

Yes I think it is perfectly legal, and with wit like that, who wouldn't? Get it, girl.
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