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It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

Now, be honest. Do you ever walk past a store window, give yourself a head-to-toe and think dudeman, you look like shit. Your friends have started to call you Pigpen. You find that more often then not, there are a coupla pigeons circling you overhead....eyeing a potential new home in your nest-y tangled up hair. Lately, you have even gotten a few nickels thrown at you here and there, from strangers on the street. Their concerned eyes telling a truth you so desperately but unknowingly need- if only she knew how to properly wash and dry her wouldn't have to be like this.

Well, badabing badaboom. Enter Downy fabric softener. Add this (we loooove the Pure Essentials line) with your fav detergent and you will feel see look love the difference. You won't look like you were just dumpster diving. Throw in a Bounce dryer sheet when you do your drying and you will probably get laid (we love the fresh scent line, which actually repels hair and lint). Or at least you won't be a pigeony Pigpenny any more. And that is wise. Cause Peggy Jean was always perfectly clean and groomed, and she scored Charlie Brown. Think about it.


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