2 Cents Thursday
In today's edition of WTF Thursday, we bring you some cereal monstrosity mental kidnapped-thinking. For real.
Take our good girlie friends J (not Jude) & L. J & L were fun, bad-but-oh-so-good girls in high school. They liked to frolick and play but stuck to monogamy through and through when presented with real live dates. Well, J & L were in for quite the weekend when, as darling cherub sophomores, these two lucky lasses were invited to junior prom by two manly members of the Power Party (aka popular players).
Now, J & L were pleased as spiked punch until, on the Sunday drive to the habitual post-prom picnic, the cocky cads started comparing notes on what they liked in girls of all kind.
Cocky Cad #1: See, I like my women different every day. A little variety, ya know?
Cocky Cad #2: Yea, man, like cereal.
CC1: Say what?
CC2: Ya know, like, nobody wants to wake up and have the same kind of cereal every damn day.
CC1: Awww... Hell, yea, man! Hell yea.
And our J & L were just so stunned they forgot to scramble outta the car. So instead they got piss drunk and ate hot dogs to their hearts' content. Because who needs a bunch of players with bad accents when they can have real men who eat hearty oatmeal in the morns?