Saucy lips to kiss & drink with.
embellish yourselves my dear good person.
make yourselves beautiful.
With this thought in mind, glam yourself up girls. If you can't afford the Louie attire ala Miss ScarJo ( p.s. we know everyone thinks she is like some sassy brassy hussy but we kinda love her still), hit the MAC counter and try out Viva Glam VI Lipglass. It's sex-diva-boom-bing-bamlicious and looks universally good (like we were a bridesmaid a few weeks ago, and all the bridesmaids shared this color whilst powdering our noses together in the ladies'.... and uh, let's just say we practically set the church on fire with our hotness). This shade seriously makes your lips look ScarJo-meets-husband stealer Jolie sexy and voluptous. And it's good to feel a little scandalous every now and again. Just make sure he's single. Or at least separated, honey.