Love & Money & Baby Bunnies.
If Chuck Anderson's last name was Taylor, you would see us wearing his All-Star designs on our feetsies. Every. Day. If Chuck Anderson's last name was E. Cheese, you would see us eating pizza and playin' arcade games. Every. Day. If Chuck Anderson's last name was Norris, you would know that we knew he once won a game of Connect Four- in three moves. And that he counted to infinity, twice.
But. His real last name is Anderson.
And he's our new superhero. Our new Chuck Clark Kent. Chuck Bruce Wayne. Chuck Peter Benjamin Parker. His work is tomato mozzarella pizza from Italy, in a world of greasy cheese pizza from the mall. Chocolate truffles to Circus Peanuts. Cristal to Miller High Life. Ya dig?
Then dig in with a golden spoon. This ain't no twisty cone. It's the creme de la creme with strawberries on da side. Check this fella* out.
*plus, uh this fella Chuck-E-Fresh if from Illinoise. Which obvi rocks da party that rocks the party, y'all.