art love shout-out to the ever-clever I Always Wanted to Be a Tenenbaum. Us too, Ian, us too.
Ho, ho! How clever! How simple! How true! We personally never have our trusty 3-ring binder out of reach in times of shitstorms, but our bag of flaxseed has worked wonders on our enemies's faces, balls, ears, and other body parts as well. We would, however, like to add the following to our stock of standby weaponry that should, if not already, be used in any Kung-Fu or otherwise sketch-city situation:
-Chinese Laundry high heels
What's in your arsenal, ya cheese monkeys?