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It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


The Golden Gate City Treat.

USELESS Popcorn Culture Fact #4565: In the highest grossing youth-aimed rated R comedy of 1998, the Farrelly brother's sleeper hit 'There's Something About Mary' (which catapulted Ben Stiller into the limelight) Pat Healy (Matt Dillion) claims to take a job with Rice-a-Roni in Miami.  Which of course everyone knows is the San Francisco Treat.  He's such a dirty moustached liar* trying to sneak attack poor unassuming Mary in that film.

USEFUL Popcorn Culture Fact #4566: Go to and expand your vocabulary, beeches.  For each word you get right, the United Nations donates 20 grains of rice to help end world hunger.  It's fun. You'll turn into a wordy gurdy.  And if you ever wanna take the SAT's again, you'll probably get a better score. 
That = cool.


*all opinions are totally and completely unsolicited and in no way associated with the makers of Blogger dot com, Tom of Myspace, those rich ivy league fuggers of facebook fame, Liza Minelli, or the makers of Maker's Mark.  Mmmm, whiskey.


judithe & francine said...

Agh! I love this. I also love popcorn, so there you go.

judithe & francine said...

Er, I meant rice. RICE. Not popcorn. Rice. I was thinking rice. So why did I write popcorn? Perhaps I'm craving some popcorn? Perhaps I'm wishing I was sitting in a movie theatre with a big bowl of oil-soaked popcorn all to myself? Perhaps the pretty yellow-hued picture of rice made me subliminally (haha remember the Saved By the Bell episode about subliminal messaging?) think and desire of popcorn. Anyway, I meant rice. RICE.

*a said...

i like rice and popcorn A LOT. sometimes i tell people that if i got caught for drug trafficking whilst flitting about beaches in the south pacific....i would have no trouble surviving in one of their gnarly jails because i love rice so much.
the end.

*a said... i ain't no geography nutter. but when i said "south pacific" what i really meant was thailand/vietnam/malasia/signapor/etc.

now i've dun gone and confused myself. is that the south pacific or no?

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