Merry Almost Christmas from Chicago.
whelp, we must be on our way. off to kansas city for another wedding holiday. but before we go, we wanted to send you some holiday cheer (a digi/impromptu eggnog margarita, sugey cookie, or mexican beer). you see, this is our christmas card this year. so let's just call it even if you don't happen to see one in your mailbox sometime soon (stamps don't grow on trees you know so this is our digital i.o.u). so we love you blah blah blah and we hope you have a happy and healthy blah blah blah love you love you merry christmas and happy new year,from the bottom of the depths of our cheapskate heart. it's not that we don't care we really do. we truly madly deeply love you like sugar and scones, you fuggin' awesomeass ice cream cone drone.
peace in your heart, run like the wind.