Oh lordy, we found the coolest thing since After-School Specials. Stitch Witchery will save your life, every day of it. No need for sewing, just iron whatever the whatsits you desire to inspire. Need your jeans hemmed? Witch it up. Eying gram's caftan for your new curtains? Measure, cut & witch it, yo.
Congratulations. You now have the necessary tools to conquer the world. Go get 'em sallies.