And the Octopus says to the Rhino: "What's up Rhino?"
And the Rhino says: "Wtf kind of animal are you? I'm gonna trample your squishy ass."
And the Octopus says: "Why, but i have 8 arms to hug you with!!!! I love you rhino!"
And the Rhino says: "I fucking love you too, octopus- here's a greeting card to express such thoughts."
Hahhahahahahahahhaha are you laughing so hard? So so so hard? Stuff is coming outta your nose? Haha good cause we just made that one up. But truth be told we really do fucking love these cards too, as much as rhinos love octopi.
And ya know what else we love? Sheryl Crow songs before they go bad. Ya know, like at one time didn't you have a 'real' love or 'affinity' for 'All I Wanna Do' or 'Soak Up the Sun' and perhaps you were like us, and were seriously into some of her lesser known tracks. Well if so, hurry hurry hurry and get into this song, before you get over it. It's sunny like yellow butterflies on a grassy breezy picnic day in May.
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