Rainbow Brain Daisy Chain Questions Sortta Vain
dear puppies & bunnies and fam,
it tis frances pimp bitch here, the artist formely known as the mistress to the late heath ledger, and founder of the The Society Club for Chicagoan Gypsies and Wanderers Club.
which, sure you can join if you come bearing a stiff entrance fee or stiff vodka-daisy drink. pick your poison, one more geese in the gander ain't gonna do nuthin.' the rules are 1) we drink club soda 2) hang at the country club in our minds in slutty tennis clawsss 3) eat club sandwiches euro style 4) do not club seals (but we hit da club wit fiddy ya know what we're saying ya know what we're saying. ahhhhh yeah). deez are da rulez.
but the main thing behind this meeting today is...well let us tell you a story. a story that goes like this: today we had no time to write on the thursday edish of f & j. the end. goodbye. we kid we kid! not goodbye just good luck. no but really really really what we is wondering is these things down below. have a parent or guardian give you consent if you is an illegal bitch. and if you is a bastard, well we do apologize on behalf of your slutty parents.
NOW RESPOND PEOPLE. we beg we beg. And we'll waive your entry fee.
a) do you like to read f & j's blog on thursdays
b) would you rather read it daily but let's just say it might not be updated daily but more like when it is we get to it but we promise it would be ultra sexually active in blog terms that is
*) are you not really paying attention you are sort of lazy-eyed and perverted
d) do you eat peanuts and mayonaise daily, if you do gross
3) did you see the lunar eclipse? did you know there's more than 100 moons in our galaxy? isn't galaxy a cool word