Oh my GOD did we hear this movie when we were wee bits. Lauren before she was Lauren. Whoopie before she was Viewed. Ahh, the cheese, the colors, the sheer momentum of kid movies and hint of showtunes.
Nothing like it, we tell you. And just wait until the 2:03 point in which some hard-core rapping hits the stage about about G-O-D, complete with unbuttoned overalls. Just try not to be inspired.