Today, if nothing else we ask you to remember to dream big, act small, live large, and never listen to anyone else's advice. You are your own can of worms. Today, if nothing else go forth into the night carrying a big stick and remember that two cats in one cradle sure as heck don't equal life on a silver platter. Don't put the cart before the horse, y'all. If nothing else, today medicate if you must, sweep issues and dust bunnies under the rug, blame your shortcomings on others, and make a big sloppy sandwich that makes you laugh and laugh and laugh. Afterall, you are the cat's pajamas. The golden ticket. And the cream of the crop, in your own eyes.