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Frances-Pimpassbitch-Coppola-Rockefeller aka Hulk Hogan Spice (the brawn)
Francine Pimpassbitch Coppola Rockefeller is an American writer, funk soul brotha, and tambourine man. She majored in Rock N'Roll and Poetic Justice. Her favorite sports are daydrinking, chocolate, and sex. She likes red wine, riches, sons of bitches, Jake Gyllenhaal's body, and the sweet smell of victory. Fran digs vintage dresses paired with little golden shoes. When she grows up she wants to be noveau riche.
Judithe-Ragelicious-Loomis-Pound aka Nerd Alert Spice (the brains)
Judithe Ragelicious Loomis Pound is an American scribe, party-thrower, and sartorialist. She established the social movements known as imaginationism and soireeism. Organizing turns her on. She believes that when life gives you crap, you should run away to the moon with a cupcake. She also digs reading until sunrise and early morning booze.
4 comments:
Dear Fran,
Sometimes I feel like it's Funky Friday but then I realize it's Monday or even Wednesday mid-afternoon. What do I do about the fact that I don't like my job, miss my friends and eat shit like it's good for me and isn't actually accumulating on my hips?
Thanks
I work a corp. job, and I sit in a quad of cubicals with only men. 3 against 1 is something I here more as an adult then I did when I was 10 (and trust me that is a lot). ANyway the question is reagrding farts and lots of them! Someone or all of them fart all day long and every single time I say eeewwwwweee who farted and every single time they all act like they 1) can't smell it
and
2) that it wasn't them
"I cannot smell it, but it wasn't me!"
What should I Do? Please don't suggest that I start letting them rip because I won't do that!
-Stinkbomb in Seattle
I work a corp. job, and I sit in a quad of cubicals with only men. 3 against 1 is something I here more as an adult then I did when I was 10 (and trust me that is a lot). ANyway the question is reagrding farts and lots of them! Someone or all of them fart all day long and every single time I say eeewwwwweee who farted and every single time they all act like they 1) can't smell it
and
2) that it wasn't them
"I cannot smell it, but it wasn't me!"
What should I Do? Please don't suggest that I start letting them rip because I won't do that!
-Stinkbomb in Seattle
i love the prof. trelawney look yer rockin'.
i keep trying to pull headscarves off...but i'm not doing it right apparantly!
ps...no question here. just comment. hehehe!
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