1. One time Fran's bro's dog hacked up a dish towel he'd eaten.
2. This other time a bird pooped on our shoulder and it ran all down the right arm of our winter coat while we were out hunting for story anecdotes in Midtown. Effing miserable day.
3. Fireplace in Old Town serves the biggest vodka lemonades in the entire universe.*
4. Our half-eaten apple sits beside us, browned and forgotten. Fran was totally right on that one.
5. Once this same awesome dog of Fran's bro ran right through the porch screened wall. Effing smart dog he's got there. Snicker, snicker.
*This does not make them taste good. It just means they're ginormous.
*j
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