This Is About.

It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


The Chicagoan. A Daily Double.

photo love, check out this amazing Chicagoan artist.
He's color blind. Yet disgustingly talented!

The Idealist (75% or more): My, my what a beautiful day in Chicago. Leaves are just starting to change, the weather is moderate....oh, look at that cute curly springy dog! A bouncing ball of joy and love! So happy. Dogs are just so goddamn happy all the time. Oh we want one so badly...hmmmmm. Wow, the skyline is gorgeous! Oh, beautiful at times....we can barely stand it! Oh, those precious school children are crossing the street holding hands. Their uniforms are so darling! Hmmmmmm (teary eyes)......

The Realist (25% or less):
The finger!?! That biker had the nerve to give us the finger?!!! He fuggin' swerved past us practically jumping into the passenger side! Bloody hell jesus mary and joseph. Driving fuggin' blows here. $50 for that parking ticket by the apartment (tears). $50!! That is 25 hot dogs. 25 cupcakes. A weekend of champagne and Red Vines! If only we had fed that thing one more quarter. Andddd the $115 charge to get the car un-booted (tears). The very day after the $50 ticket...since when is McDonald's parking 'private' property? Mother of Godzilla. We need some caffeine. Better jet into this store to get quarters first to feed the meter this time. (45 seconds later) A parking ticket!!!? On the car. Do they fall from the sky??! $30 (tears).



Anonymous said...

If that parking crap actually happened and was not yemmbelished, then OH MAN you have just beat me out of first place for worst luck ever!!! Whats going on tonight last friday I had a cold and party pooped all weekend, but this Friday I want rock out with my peaCOCK feathers OUT OUT OUT!! Also for the Beatles fan engrained into our souls I would tomorrow at some point in time like to go to Across the Universe. And you f&J are welecome to come, and maybe we can sneak in some red vines because I have never tried this concoction you speak of!

ps: I love commenting, you two should have never encouraged me...AHHHHHHHHHHH i can't STOP

judithe & francine said...

I want to come! Shoot, shoot, shoot... I'm outta the social circuit this weekend, gots a wedding in the 'burbs...

judithe & francine said...

I REALLY WANNA go to Across the Universe. I am out this weekend too...but please H & J let's go to this. Next the date.

Strawberry Fields Forever,