The Chicagoan. A Daily Double.
photo love, check out this amazing Chicagoan artist.
He's color blind. Yet disgustingly talented!
The Idealist (75% or more): My, my what a beautiful day in Chicago. Leaves are just starting to change, the weather is moderate....oh, look at that cute curly springy dog! A bouncing ball of joy and love! So happy. Dogs are just so goddamn happy all the time. Oh we want one so badly...hmmmmm. Wow, the skyline is gorgeous! Oh, life.....so beautiful at times....we can barely stand it! Oh, those precious school children are crossing the street holding hands. Their uniforms are so darling! Hmmmmmm (teary eyes)......
The Realist (25% or less): The finger!?! That biker had the nerve to give us the finger?!!! He fuggin' swerved past us practically jumping into the passenger side! Bloody hell jesus mary and joseph. Driving fuggin' blows here. $50 for that parking ticket by the apartment (tears). $50!! That is 25 hot dogs. 25 cupcakes. A weekend of champagne and Red Vines! If only we had fed that thing one more quarter. Andddd the $115 charge to get the car un-booted (tears). The very day after the $50 ticket...since when is McDonald's parking 'private' property? Mother of Godzilla. We need some caffeine. Better jet into this store to get quarters first to feed the meter this time. (45 seconds later) A parking ticket!!!? On the car. Do they fall from the sky??! $30 (tears).