This Is About.

It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Mean clean dust bunny machine

Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy products. And products equal happiness to us, because we are vapid superficial beeches.

Case #1: VANILLA SCENTED TRASH BAGS. Brilliant, just totally brill. Masks the heck out of our rotten carrot old lettuce mashed potato stanky beer bottled filled trash can. For realzy though.

Case #2: THE DIRT DEVIL BROOM VAC. A broom. And a vacuum. A brooooom. Plug it in and give it some juice, then flip it switch it and reverse it around your dirty floor. No more dust bunnies. Plus it makes an excellent dance partner if you wanna turn up the tunes. Or so we've heard. From other...people.


1 comment:

luke Eshleman said...

VrooooM!!! studio apt. lounging mixed in with dustbunny chatterboxing is a top rated activity!! Dance those bunnies away Alice!