Mean clean dust bunny machine

Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy products. And products equal happiness to us, because we are vapid superficial beeches.

Case #1: VANILLA SCENTED TRASH BAGS. Brilliant, just totally brill. Masks the heck out of our rotten carrot old lettuce mashed potato stanky beer bottled filled trash can. For realzy though.

Case #2: THE DIRT DEVIL BROOM VAC. A broom. And a vacuum. A brooooom. Plug it in and give it some juice, then flip it switch it and reverse it around your dirty floor. No more dust bunnies. Plus it makes an excellent dance partner if you wanna turn up the tunes. Or so we've heard. From other...people.

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