No Booger Pickers! (Unless We Like You)
We all beat around the bush sometimes. We want to say 'Yes!' to everyone around us, and make others love us and want to give us cupcakes with pink frosting every day of the week. We want to keep things smooth, keep people smiling and who cares if we're happy. If others love us, we must be worth something!
Nooo, dearies. This is not how to live life and you know it. So grab some balls, channel Steve Sanders, and stop mincing words. The next time (maybe later today? maybe tonight at your 5th happy hour? maybe in the middle of tomorrow's ungodly early board meeting?) -- that's right, the very next time someone says or does something asinine, throw out a Steve Sanders quote and go enjoy a hot dog in peace.
"The last thing we need is a booger picker playing 2nd base."
-Mr. Sanders, 9-0, season 1