Manic Monday Relief: The 411

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In life, there are often questions that arise for which you simply cannot summon the initiative to answer. As our darling Margot succinctly noted, "I couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question." Cheers, Margot darling, cheers.

Alas, there enters a saving grace - and a free one at that. Our favorite little search engine Google now has a 411 hotline, and it doesn't want any of your dirty money, just your ponderings and predicaments.

So the next time you wonder any (or perhaps all) of the following...

1. What's the temperature this fine morning?

2. Should I wash my hair today?
3. What's the difference between 'plot' and 'narrative'?

4. Is he cute, or am I drunk?

... you know just who to ring: 1 800 GOOG 411. Call it, dearies.

*j