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It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Public Service Announcement

Frances & Judy hereby interrupt their own program for a public service announcement on behalf of themselves, and sponsored and funded entirely by, themselves.

1) A Soggy Cell Phone?
a) Did you drop your cell phone in the toilet or maybe you were going for a jog (pronounced 'yog' because of it's Swedish origin) and you had your iPod in one hand with your keys also and your cell phone in the other hand but why this happened you don't know but the cell phone kinda like puddle jumped out of your hands and sunk real deep down and dirty to the bottom of a super leafy black hole puddle?

You don't say because that's what happened to us too last week. But then Haley saved the day and told us something that sounded suspiciously black magic-y witch doctor wife's tale-ish and that was Soak Your Soggy Phone in a Sealed Container of Uncooked Rice. The rice will soak up the sog and voila by morning your phone will be not sogged and ready for your daily texting habits and stuff. We used white rice but you could use brown or yellow rice too probably because we're pretty sure any color of rice would work and you shouldn't be prejudice. No Haley turned out not to be a black magic witch or a wife teller if you were still wondering about that. She is just very wise in life wizdomz.

2) Switch to AT&T.

a) Just because you think Catherine Zeta Jones is foxy doesn't mean you should switch to her telephone T-Mobile company though we do admit she is kind of a smart broad for marrying an older man who probably knows a thing or two if you know what we meanzies. Tangent. What we are really trying to recommend without any basis or any factual research for that matter is that we have heard through a woman who sortta looked like the catwoman in a Verizon store last week post puddle cell dropping that AT&T is much much cheaper than Stankyassballs Verizon Ripperoffer $200 Bill Giver Wireless. She said at most she pays $35-55 a month. That is not much at all to all you slow math people.

3) Do Not Wear Crocs.
a) Well if you are already saying to yourself no shit Sherlock I would never be caught dead in Crocs the biggest eyesore of the century then good for you. Besides maybe like Martha Stewart using them to garden in would be kinda okay but we just can't see why any human would purposely make their feet resemble that of a very large and yet colorful plastic rubbery duck. But the real reason we want to spread this message is because people are losing their toes due to these ridiculous shoes. And while we do understand beauty and fashion sometimes require a little pain we just cannot agree with the lossage of metatarsals. Read the story here.


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