You know those Mondays when you feel like the weight of the world is literally hanging off your hips? Does it make you think to yourself hey pretty lady, maybe we should have slowed down on those La Creperie cream puffs? Or maybe not have had that footlong gas station special at 3am? Yes, those blueberry donut holes sure looked nice at the time but dizzamn was it nasty to wake up layin' in crumbs with frosting-ringed lips and sugar coated teeth. To top it off, you now feel that it's not so much the issues at hand but rather that you are, in fact, the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room.
Fret not, our pet. Just don't make a habit of it, Anna Nicole Smith. And when you're feeling a little too big for your skinny jeans or a little scared you may be eligible for the next Biggest Loser- keep the following thoughts in mind, and rev up your womanly sex engine.
Wiki on the curvaceous Brige Bardot:
"....the princess of pout...exuding a naiive and carefree sexuality...the first feminist pinup...a tiny wisp of French delinquency...delicious smile...stole all the world's sexual thunder...a James Dean in a bikini...she may have been portrayed as a beautiful sex object, but she ruled the roost. She kicked out any man she was tired of and invited any man she wanted."
Fran's double d mother Jennibelle:
"Remember Frances, men like shape."
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