Judithe Francine Henrietta George Washington IV
We here at the Frances & Judy Show are so tired of politicians.
Their empty promises.
Their illicit affairs and closets full of skeletons.
Their bouffant hairdo's and stodgy uptight wardrobes.
So we have decided to make a change. A change so big, so momentous, that the public American population will soon be heard sayin' damn fly girls, we're in love with you. So without further ado, we formally announce our bid for the presidency.
We promise we won't make you make your beds.
We believe in, and encourage you to take your meds.
We believe in lean meat (like a turkey or chicken hot dog).
But we won't judge those who prefer meat of pig or hog.
Every day should be the weekend! We will exclaim.
Then we'll have a Daft dance party while you all chant our name.
We will give you free candy when we shake your hand.
We will encourage every child, adult, and grandpa to start up a band.
And we will too.
We just wanna bang on the drums all day.
We'll nix war, activate peace, and promote a good roll in the hay.
We'll cut taxes, erase the national deficit, and legalize smokin' grass.
We'll go on Leno. Team up with Bono. And tell Ann Coulter to kiss our fu@#in' ass.
We won't wear blue.
We won't wear red.
We ain't no elephant or donkey, are you?
We won't interupt Grey's Anatomy
for our Annual Address baloney.
But we will support Freedom of Speech,
Line Item Veto and giving poor people money.
So jump on our bandwagon, hop in our car.
We'll go to Rainbow Town, belly up to the bar.
Anarchy will rule.
We'll make the White House interior look great.
Make love, not war.
Frances & Judy 2008.