This Is About.

It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Ladies who don't lunch.

Are you so cool, it should be like illegal?
Do you aim to be the fuggin' hottest trophy chick, to snag the hottest trophy dude?
Have you or do you, plan on crushing a beer can overhead?

Cool. We totally get you. Cause like, we have been on a few float trips in our lifetime. Cases of Busch Light in tow. Just us. Our friends. And the good 'ol Missouri river. Dark and murky. Jumpin' off rope swings along the way. Hoping for the best, but not really knowin' how deep the water is below. Beer spillage, cigs floating by. Ahh, such a beautiful sight. A little nudity. Some kissin' with strangers. A good old flash of the nip nip and a little love from Random Randy or Stranger Steve never killed anyone, right? Exactly. We aren't sayin' we're like super proud of it. It's just that, well...those are the facts.

So, if you have ever drunkenly eaten at River Rat's Pizza (do you have the t-shirt to prove it? again not sayin' we're proud of it...just a fact) then check these charms out. Maybe buy us a few too for Chrismahka. We kinda like the creepy little yard gnome. Or the afro pinup girl. And we know exactly where we'd wear it too.

Float trip 2k8 anyone?


1 comment:

*a said...

this shiz rules.