This Is About.

It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Take Off Your Pants and Shoes, it's Friday.

Goodbye, goodbye Soleil Moon Frye. Aka Punky Brewster. Aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch's friend on the sitcom series. What? Yes, we must go. It is freezer-burn-fry-your-brains-Friday and we are out of here. Fo shizzle. Fo shazzle. Read the following interview if you darezzle. See you Monday at our hizzle.

*f & j

Name:fancy francie & jazzy jude
Birthday:twelfth of never
Birthplace:springfield, USA
Current Location:springfield, USA
Eye Color:purple haze
Hair Color:color us bad. if you crank our arm, it grows one inch.
Height:above midge, below giant.
Right Handed or Left Handed:carpal tunnel sexy ambidexy.
Your Heritage:some say africa, some say japan. spin the globe and stick out your hand. yep, that's it. we're pomerians from balkania. today.
The Shoes You Wore Today:f me pumps.
Your Weakness:sex impulsivity.
Your Fears:not honoring our sex impulsivity/ regis philbin.
Your Perfect Pizza:apple crisp cinnamon twist cheese curl mystic pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:fund colbert's run for presidency.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:WNAFC! (we need a fucking cupcake!)
Thoughts First Waking Up:sex at 6 am is never boring.
Your Best Physical Feature:a body like Bardot.
Your Bedtime:lemon scented sheets and marshmallow muffin dreams.
Your Most Missed Memory:when now & then (the movie) was what we believed to be reality; our future.
Pepsi or Coke:pepsi coke will give ya a stroke and don't smoke ya dope. unless you is a very intriguing intellectual sexy writer of brain wizardry. then when you smoke, you are sort of a mysterious muse. wearing glasses and some sort of hat. maybe a trench coat.
MacDonalds or Burger King:macdonkey butt or barfer bing.
Single or Group Dates:group! why would we not beee together and beee adored. and then we laugh and they laugh and we all laugh together it's so fun. fun fun fun. group group group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:your grandpa does.
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate is good for dreary rainy mudbath days. vanilla is good to lighten the hot steamy summer dog days.
Cappuccino or Coffee:limoncello or bellini.
Do you Smoke:smokin' hot tigresses of maneatin' fire.
Do you Swear:by the moon and the stars in the sky.
Do you Sing:sing you a song, we're the piano man.
Do you Shower Daily:our body is always clean. but our hair, we like french and dirty. batiste is key!
Have you Been in Love:Love is pain. Pain is beauty. Beauty is life. Love is our duty.
Do you want to go to College:only if we can go with your grandpa. and drink nestea together.
Do you want to get Married:one down, one to go. zippity do da, we ain't no hoes. no more.
Do you belive in yourself:believe in yourself. the rest is up to me and you ('waterfalls' by tlc).
Do you get Motion Sickness:no not really. wait...wait...blllleeggghhhh barf pukkkke. yep, guess we do.
Do you think you are Attractive:face like ava gardner.
Are you a Health Freak:we like good health we like being freaky. yes?
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