So we recently gave up sugar for the big rezzy so naturally at lunch we bought a giant sugarfree chocolate chip cookie cause it had no sugar, it was free from sugar. Do you think sugar had oppressed it previously? Did it escape The Sugar Jailhouse? Well either way, we're not sure how it escaped sugar's chokehold, that will always remain a mystery. But it did seem rather silly, even at the time.
Especially because it really did look just like the real thing. And now seems really really rather false because we feel verrrrry spiked in the blood stream and also kinda like we might just barf out a yule log and the room is a little spinny and kinda zingy.
Bottom line, we don't really want to change (see ya never, rezzo) and not so sure that the original cookie should either. Plus something odd is in sugarfree materials. We just know it we just know it!!!
Say "NO" to Sugarfree Cookies- Bleckkk,