This Is About.

It's a digital age, man. So to you we present our virtual talk show of Nonsense: The Silly. The Beautiful. The True. In our own words or those quoted by others. With our own art or that created by others. We will laugh. We will smile. We will entertain you all the while. So grab a drink, come in and let's chat. We'd like to meet you, your mama, and your hot cousin Fred.


Writer's Blank.

blank stare.
blank slate.
blank look.
blank tape.
jerri blank.
security blanket.
what the blankity blank.
blank is a band from tucson, arizona.
the blank is one of the villains in dick tracy.
everyone, take out a blank piece of paper.

remember when your teacher would say that? did you ever think ahh yes! I should grab a blank piece of paper instead of this scribbled-on-filled-up-doodly piece, that I have right here- right here in front of me. our mind has been blank lately. we think it might have something to do with the dirty puddled sky the lack of sun rays in our eyes the hazy grayscale mornings the drops of rain and tornado warnings. we just....feel muddled with cloudy winter puddles. and when we expressed this with our friend thomas jefferson of london he said:

oh its gray and cold in chicago? i feel so bad for you I HAVENT SEEN THE F##@ING SUN SINCE I'VE COME BACK FROM SPAIN!!!!!!!

and we wanted to say did you just complain about something and use Spain in the same sentence? what a sucker! but he agreed he also needs vitamin d badly. arm warmers for bike riding (because his icore is warm but appendages are cold quote unquote). and some other things but we stopped paying attention because no (Adult ADD) reason. just because.

are you all adjusting? what do you do? how do you do it? can we come with you? will you buy us a pony. ok alright for now we will make do with what we have, and that should spark things up again:

1) champagne in fridge, cork is already removed.
2) two friends, sushi, fashion, and drinks tonight.
3) books, still reading this one. Still craving this one.
4) cuddlebugging and snugglebunnying.



judithe & francine said...

Hey! Amanda has stories about Sir Anthony - he's friends with her boss man!

*a said...

oh *f!!!!
i have the teensiest crush on tony....just netflixed his show.
and oh-how-i-luv-armwarmers. the knitted cuddly kind.....not the RAR-i'm-a-cold-and-mean-old-bike-messenger kind.

i feel like i had another lil somethin' to say but now i can't recall. hmmmm.....old's a bitch.

Care said...

I feel like a granny...who's Sir Anthony and what are arm warmers? Are they like leg warmers but for the arms?

Winter is sucking the life out of me. I think we should all start a snow bird community for 20-30 somethings. True granny's have it right, we need to get the h out of the dark, sad, life sucking cold and start a fun, sun, vit D, filled community somewhere warm, preferably on the beach w/ previously mentioned hut and hammock.. and old time car.

judithe & francine said...

Yes, please! Oldie community for us hip chicks - I'm in.

*a said...

i'm in too. we could call it bayside or something catchy like that. hahaha!

arm warmers are indeed like leg warmers for your arms/ long, fingerless gloves.

and anthony bourdain....he's a full o wit and curse words chef/traveler/smoker/xdrug addict who has a show on the travel channel among other things.

Care said...

thanks for the clarifications my pretties! TGIF!!

judithe & francine said...

Care you must check him out, he is just muy intersante and what a total life-liver, man. Rad.

ALSO TO ALL OF YOU SPEAKING OF A OLDIE COMMUNITY! HAVE YOU BEEN SECRETLY LISTENING IN ON MY CONVERSATIONS IN THE PAST YEAR? okay i'll bring it down a notch...but guys..guys..guys. ever since I went with my Grandma June to her oldie community...I was like...I really wish this was cool for our age. Like, an arts and crafts room. A boutique where the oldies also work in part time shift rotation. A cafeteria. Computer Lab. DANCE CLASSES. Woodworking. Etc. etc.!

If this was out there, I would join! It may be made up of freaks geeks and automobiles but nevertheless I would join!