Dear gals, pals, males, and tails:
It tis us, Benny and the Jets. Turner and Hootch. Betty and Wilma. J. Lo's twin babies. Frances and Judy!
We love you we love you we love you, but we have hit the road. FOR SPRING BREAK!
Be back later y'all. Gone to get some sun, drink the vodka, and drive around with our feetsies in the air and flowers in our hair.
*f & j