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3.06.2008

Trouble Right Here! In Second City.


Where: Roscoe's in Boystown
Why: Bachelorette Party Extravaganza for the Carebear
When: Last Saturday night
What: dancin' boozin' laughin' dancin' improv

The night was clear. Cold dark and happy. We sipped on our beers. Slipped down our shots. Bellies full of laughter and suds...we were carefree, celebratin' Carrie, and fear? No, no. We did not.

But along came a spider, a short stocky venomous type. He said "we were trouble" and to get out of sight! Fran hawed, Jude withdrew. This man bouncer (no bigger than a thimble) what this man Thumbelina saying....was it true? And as the night was coming to an end, Jude and Fran got kicked out of a gay bar, for displaying too much "tude." Fran thought "Well this is just rude! We will talk to the manager, he will be more subdued!" But the manager was rude too and more or less big and scary. So we hailed for a cab instead, went home and watched Chuck & Larry*.

*well that part is not true. but it made a nice rhyme. we think we should think the following, and then never reconsider it more (for analyzing too much can be such a snore). Isn't too much 'tude in a gay bar an oxymoron?

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only reason that happened is because two were too hot they were worried you would turn some of their paying customers hetro!!!

-hs

lauren h. said...

no fran and jude today? my thursday was a little bit darker without you girls...

Care said...

i miss the blog!!! xoxoxo

Care said...

i miss the blog!!! xoxoxo

Anonymous said...

me too

-hs